Lindsay Is Worth More In Jail

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Lindsay is an idiot who thinks her 90-sentence is just some misunderstanding that will be cleared up as soon as she gets a free psychic reading and hires a new lawyer, but she might want to reconsider. Page Six reports:

Lindsay Lohan may soon be on her way to prison, but her legal woes are turning into her biggest payday in years. Bids for the troubled starlet’s pre- and post-prison interview are now coming in at over $500,000. Major TV networks — which technically don’t pay for interviews but often get around that by paying for pictures — are putting in bids by joining forces with weekly magazines to score the big jailhouse chat. Meanwhile, an increasingly desperate Lohan was close to signing lawyer Robert Shapiro, who defended OJ Simpson in his murder trial, in a bid to overturn her 90-day sentence, which is to start July 20. A source told Page Six, “The irony is Lindsay is in demand. The bidding is over $500,000 for the rights to the pre-jail interview, the prison diary and the first chat when she is released. “But Lindsay is still convinced she’ll get a reduced term — even if she has to go to rehab afterwards for longer. She has spoken to a number of lawyers over the weekend. She’s even seeing a psychic for guidance.”

Lindsay is millions of dollars in debt so hiring a new lawyer is basically out of the question. Also, sources say Lindsay won’t even talk to a lawyer unless they believe she is completely innocent. So unless Dina Lohan can go to Taiwan and get a law degree soon, good luck trying to find someone who is gonna defend a delusional drug-addict who refuses to listen to reason for free. She’d have an easier time hiring Harvey Birdman at this point.

Note: Yeah, so what’s going on with Dina Lohan’s mouth? Does she see a pile of logs? I don’t get it.