Forever Knight

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Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz showed up to the Knight and Day premiere in Mexico City last night. Take a long look at the banner picture, because the vampire that’s been burned alive and dumped in the swamp on the right is supposed to be the most beautiful women in Hollywood. She looks like an albino frog that’s dressing up like Heather Locklear for Halloween. If I ever played pool with Cameron Diaz, I’m pretty sure I’d break my stick over my leg and make a cross at some point.