Lady Gaga Does Madison Square Garden

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Lady Gaga took her utterly pretentious and tired act to Madison Square Garden last night where she shocked and wowed the crowd with fake blood and by grabbing her crotch the entire night. Fuck her for making me use the unisex term “crotch” on the site for the first time, and fuck her for being so horrifically ugly. At least Katy Perry is hot. Being hot is a good quality to have if all of your songs are about how many guys want to bang you. Looking like something that was found in alien wreckage at the bottom of the ocean puts a little hole in your theory. And stop grabbing yourself, bitch. All that tells me is that either you have a dick or wish you had one. Neither of those options are particularly attractive when you’re wearing panties that are four sizes too small.