Katy Perry Has This Too
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It’s been Katy Perry overload here lately but if you want to whine about it, go dress up like Rainbow Brite and kiss your Taylor Lautner poster you big queer, because any time Katy wears something like this, it’s going up. Mostly because I do whatever my penis tells me to do. And right now all he knows that, despite her god-awful songs and annoying ass, she has a body that was meant for one thing: deviant sex. I’m not even halfway joking when I say that I would be disappointed when after I had sex with Katy Perry I didn’t wake up in a ditch in another town with my belt and her panties around my neck with my balls holding my iPhone texting God to see if they can get a free refill and to apologize for the pentagram carved on my forehead.