Megan Fox Is Having A Nice Honeymoon

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As these pictures suggest, Megan Fox is enjoying newlywed life in Hawaii. It’s time like this that we should all value this level of commitment and the bond of true love. Maybe one day I can pull Brian Austen Green aside and talk to him about this. I may also bring my Kershaw Outcast Ken Onion Designed Fixed Blade Knife and remind him that the aorta runs the entire length of the torso. You know, if that happens to come up in the conversation. Which it will. DIE! DIE! DIE!