Yes, It’s That Big

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I assume since Katy Perry is wearing a tight dress at the X Factor auditions in Dublin that she’s looking at my penis through my monitor. She looks pretty shocked, and I can tell she might be a little scared. Just like the last girl who saw it. She got so nervous she just started pointing and laughing! Then she took a picture of it! Then she texted it to her friends then they started laughing! Then she called another guy to come and pick her up. I tried calling her, but I think somebody with a bad Chinese accent stole her phone! Poor thing is just having a bad week!