Taylor Momsen’s Dad Should Hang Himself

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Taylor Momsen’s parents were either in a car accident and have been in a coma ever since or they should be taken outside to get blindfolded and smoke their last cigarette, because here’s their 16 year old daughter performing at the Warped Tour. I don’t if she thought looking like a tranny corpse bride was supposed to be sexy, but maybe somebody should hand her some footie pajamas and some astringent. And some warm milk. Because what could she possibly have to be so emo about at 16? Getting her period? Somebody read her the Velveteen Rabbit? I don’t get it.