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Here’s Britney Spears in Calabasas yesterday. The hillbilly single mom that gays and 13-year old girls made an international superstar. I thought I’d tell you that because she looks like she’s on her way to the methadone clinic for free cupcake day. Does this chick have a brush? Or a stylist who doesn’t shop at the Fashion Bug? If you were a visitor from outer space, you’d expect to see this singing on the back of a flatbed truck while a guy in an Uncle Sam costume holds up a sign about 0% financing and how he’ll take your trade no matter how much you owe.