Ashley Greene Is Here Again
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If you’ve read this thing that passes for a comedy site long enough, you’ve been with me through my posting-every-picture-I-find phase of Keira Knightley, Jessica Biel, Megan Fox, and Jessica Lowndes. I guess what I’m trying to say is welcome to Phase 5. Ashley Greene. She was on NBC yesterday where I assume she answered questions as to why she’s the hottest one in the gay vampire movies. I really don’t know, and most importantly, I don’t care. She’s hot. And yes, I realize she looks like a stuck up ice queen who’ll blow me for a month then go back to her boyfriend because it wouldn’t look good for her family if he killed himself. Hey, man. That’s okay. I’m used to that.
Note: Oh, btw, if Katy Mixon could let Ashley borrow these (NSFW) for our date, I’d appreciate it.