Lindsay Is Upset, Lying

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I don’t wear pink or play with dolls, so I don’t watch anything on Bravo. But apparently they have a show called Double Exposure, and tonight’s episode is about how Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled brat with an overinflated sense of entitlement who would rather sleep all day than promote her legging line. Yeah, that sounds about right. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is declaring war on a reality TV show — claiming she’s being unfairly portrayed as an irresponsible slacker who almost sabotaged a photo shoot for her own line of leggings…It’s all over tonight’s episode of the Bravo reality show “Double Exposure” — which is centered around Lindsay being several hours late to a NY photo shoot that went down back in September. The episode is titled, “Is Lindsay Here Yet?”

Of course, since Lindsay has nothing else to, she immediately took to her Twitter to say that all of this is just vicious lies designed to destroy her pristine reputation:

As for BRAVO and their false representation of me on their new show; I was given the wrong call time-now I know on purpose…it was a set-up

I don’t appreciate being used for press, and I’m sure others would agree! Love to everyone

Unfortunate that I considered jorge on the show a friend to trust…oh- and I’ve never come close to anything other than posing in a photo..

Photo shoot for Indrani and Markus… So that’s bullshit too…. Thank goodness for #twitter !!!!! The truth can be stated!!!!

Yeah, too bad everything they said was true.

But sources close to the production tell us Lindsay really was 11 hours late for the shoot — which was scheduled for 10 AM. We’re told Lindsay’s excuse was that “she woke up late.”

As you read this, please keep in mind that the photoshoot was for Lindsay’s legging line. A photoshoot that would help her promote and maybe help with sales. And she showed up 11 hours late because she overslept. 11 hours. Jesus, can this bitch do anything right? I swear to God that if somebody gave her a job lying down she’d stand up.