Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Okay With This

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the cover of the appropriately titled Who magazine, where we are lead to believe that she will reveal her slim-down secrets. If you think this is some great mystery, then maybe I can reveal who Luke Skywalker’s father is too, because you can buy her secret for $699 online. It’s called Photoshop. If you’ve ever read or seen this daffy bitch give an interview, you slowly realize she’s insane and probably thinks this is the way she actually looks. In reality, she looks like this. The only way these picture could be any more fake is if she had a scorpion tail and her feet were bicycle wheels. She wouldn’t have to pedal then, so I guess that’s a plus.