Rihanna Is In Barbados

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Rihanna looks great in videos and photoshoots, then you see her in shots like this and you realize she looks like an affirmative action Woody Woodpecker with a bottom half that was replaced by a creature from Narnia. Somebody with tits that small shouldn’t be able to attach a dart board to her thighs. But don’t just take my word for it, check out this lady. She’s about to ask Rihanna if she can use it for a raft.