I really wish Meagan Good would get a DUI or be found with a dead child in her trunk, because she really needs to be on this site more. She’s slightly more famous than this bowl of grapes on my desk, but whatever. If her eyes and lips don’t give you a raging hard on, I’m pretty sure these (NSFW) will. The new Lexus LFA also gives me a painful erection, but for different reasons entirely.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
