Lindsay Needs A New Assistant

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You’re not gonna believe this, but working with Lindsay Lohan is a nightmare.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay’s right-hand woman, Elinore, quit Wednesday. Elinore only lasted a few months and we’re told she was “exhausted” and “had enough of Lindsay’s demands.” We’re also told Elinore never had any time to herself and Lindsay would often force her to stay with her for days on end … and then blame her when things went wrong.

Wait, you mean to tell me that Lindsay Lohan is a co-dependent drug addict who lashes out like a child who just got her crayons stolen if anybody has the audacity to question that she’s not the center of the universe? I swear, I’d rather be Joran Van der Sloot’s publicist than have to put up with this bitch for five minutes.