Best Kiss Was Sexy

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Only in some alternate reality can Kristen Stewart win an award for acting, but this is the MTV Movie Awards, so there needs to be a place where 13-year old cutters can have their voices heard beside their diaries. But the highlight of the night was when Robert Pattinson and Kristen won the award for Best Kiss. I don’t want to give anything away, but I’m pretty sure Pattinson ran backstage and gargled with semen. “OMG, ewww! Ewww!”, he was quoted as saying.

Note: Sorry about the crappy quality. Viacom is bitchy like that. But if you think you’re upset, check out this lady! She can barely even stand it!

There’s no way I’m posting pics of these pale queers, so here’s Vanessa Hudgens and her hot little ass last night. She likes to take pictures like this and send them to her boyfriend’s cell phone, so she wins at life. And my heart.