Miley Cyrus Is Edgy

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Miley Cyrus pretended to kiss a girl on television. This is supposed to be news. Just wanted to clear that up. Mail Online reports:

Appearing on Britain’s Got Talent last night, the 17-year-old appeared to be emulating Britney Spears and Madonna’s famous kiss when she pretended to lock lips with a female dancer. Unlike Spears and Madonna’s on-stage antics at the 2003 MTV Awards, Cyrus stopped short of actually kissing the scantily-clad dancer and they just thrust her lips towards each other.

Miley Cyrus could be on Myrtle Beach Idol and still not place in the top 10, so I really have no idea why she’s famous. She sounds like a transvestite, and if I didn’t already know who her father was, I would assume she was kidnapped from a farm and sold into white slavery to an oil sheik who had a change of heart and wanted to let her live out her dream of singing. I could set a cat on fire and it could sing better than this.