Santa Monica Police Are Competent
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You know all those disaster movies where California falls into the ocean? Somebody should look into that. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan was carrying at least half a gram of cocaine in her pocket when she was hauled to jail in 2007 — but right after cops found the blow, they dropped a bunch of it all over the floor…The report was filed by the Santa Monica PD after Lindsay was arrested for her wild, boozed-up ride through Malibu … and taken to a Santa Monica jail. When she arrived at the clink, cops searched Lohan and found a “paper bindle” in her right rear pant pocket that contained “an off-white powdery substance” that was later determined to be cocaine. As the bindle was being passed from one officer to another, one cop claims he “observed a large portion of the substance fall from the bindle and land on the floor.” In addition to the coke discovery, the report also explains that Lohan was given two breath tests — and her blood alcohol level was measured at .12 and .13, respectively.
Is cocaine uranium now? I’m not well-versed in police procedure, but I assume if a drunk bitch stumbles out of a car with a gram of blow in her pocket, you might want to mark it as evidence instead of passing it around with awe and wonder like it’s some ancient artifact Indiana Jones just found.
Lindsay Lohan leaving court after a mandatory meeting with her probation officer in Santa Monica, CA: