This Sucks

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It’s a little hard to see my imaginary wife have to promote something that flies in the face of everything my 3rd grade A-Team lunch box stood for, but she should have thought about that before somebody told her should could act. Because here’s the thing, she can’t. A legendary ass can take you far in life, but don’t expect to be invited to the Oscars for anything other than walking the red carpet and turning around. Hiring Jessica Biel to act in your movie is like hiring Brittany Murphy to model your new lingerie line. Sure, she may still be okay to do it, but don’t tell me you’ve exhausted all of your options.