Megan Fox Will Be Just Fine

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Man, that Michael Bay is a genius. Showbiz reports:

Megan is mulling over a number of big movie offers including another sci fi franchise and a role in the next Pirates of the Caribbean,” reveals a source close to the actress. “She would play a mermaid who charms Captain Jack but she has a dark motive. “Megan has always loved Johnny and is desperate to work with him.”

The POTC franchise has made $1,038,150,155 domestically, so maybe Michael Bay can transform into an actual director and make something hotter than Johnny Depp going down on Megan Fox. And since the only love scenes in Transformers are between Shia LeWhatshisname and Bumblebee,I really don’t see that happening. What’s up with that by the way? What kind of heterophobic agenda is Bay pushing with tie-toys anyway?