Now With Video

I don’t know how long Lindsay’s lawyer has practiced lawyering, but it’s pretty obvious from this video that she might have a better chance getting something to go her client’s way if her client was a rapist with a pentagram carved on his chest and a severed head in his lap.

OBVIOUS UPDATE: Yeah, so you know the “proof” Lindsay’s lawyer had that showed Lindsay had bought a plane ticket for May 19th?

“All I got was an itinerary for travel on May 18th, and not a plane ticket,” [Deputy District Attorney Danette] Meyers told exclusively. ”I did get a copy of Ms. Lohan’s plane ticket and boarding pass for May 22nd. “I will definitely be bringing this up at the probation violation hearing,” Meyers told us.