Dina Lohan Is A Wonderful Mother

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In an interview with Radar Online, Dina Lohan basically admits to telling Lindsay to stay in France to avoid the consequences of her actions even though Lindsay had a new passport and could have left last week.

On why Lindsay didn’t come back to the U.S. immediately:

“We did what we had to do to protect her,” Dina said. It’s a statement that may not be looked at favorably by the judge and prosecutor handling Lindsay’s probation violation case. “We did that for court purposes and the warrant purposes. To clear all that up before she hits American soil, which we have done, so she is now able to come.” “There was no music to face. We were dealing with issues to get her back safely — without an arrest and vacate the warrant. And that takes time, that doesn’t happen overnight. There are a lot of phone calls, a lot of people involved and a lot of decisions being made. So we did what we had to do to protect her.”We were dealing with the attorneys. We have a criminal attorney that pretty much tells us which direction to go.” “I left court, I spoke with Lindsay and told her that I would be making arrangements for bail to be posted so that she would not be arrested upon return to Los Angeles.”

Her thoughts on the evil Judge Marsha Revel who is targeting poor, pitiful Lindsay:

Dina that Judge Marsha Revel postponed her vacation to oversee the case Monday morning instead of letting a replacement judge handle it. Dina says the media circus “put the judge under spotlight and she has to be very cautious and the world is watching her, so she has to be obviously fair. But my attorney said she wasn’t quite fair and didn’t want to hear anything about her stolen passport.” “The judge is making an example out of her because of her celebrity status, which I don’t think is fair.”

On the possibility of Lindsay going to rehab:

“We’re going to weigh all the facts and see what would be the best outcome for Lindsay. Until I know what they’re (the court) offering, I can’t make that judgment call.”

Seriously. At this point, Lindsay would be better off being raised by a pack of wolves or Leatherface.