Jennifer Aniston Looks Good

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This is the second time in a week that I have said Jennifer Aniston was hot, so either my black heart is melting or I’ll be yelling at kids for tearing off the label on my TV Guide soon. Or I’l be buying robot insurance. It’s so hard nowadays with all the gangs, rap music, and robots. Old Glory Insurance covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attacks regardless of current health. As a senior citizen you’re probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere and the eat old people’s medicine for fuel. You need to feel safe. And that’s harder and harder to do because robots may attack at anytime. And when they grab you with their claws, you can’t break free, because they are made of metal and robots are strong.