Lindsay Was Set Up

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All Lindsay wanted to do was go to Cannes to promote her new Linda Lovelace movie, but unseen forces have conspired to keep her in France. A conspiracy so vast and cunning that they can put cocaine on a table beside her without her knowledge. Are they ninjas? Are they supernatural ninjas? How can she ever escape their web of lies?!

A new photograph of Lindsay Lohan partying in Cannes while sitting in front of a table with lines of a mystery white powder has created a furor. When reached by and asked to tell us what the white powder is, Lindsay at first replied: “What!??” directed her to look at the photo and the white powder on the table in front of her. Lindsay then told “That’s a set up that’s so untrue.”

I have a three-year old cousin who puts his shirt over his head when he gets in trouble because he thinks nobody can see him when he does it. He’s there, standing in the middle of the floor with a shirt over his head, not responding to anyone because we’re not supposed to be able to see him. I don’t know what this has to do with Lindsay Lohan, but it’s the closest thing I could think of.