I Might Be Overthinking This

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If you don’t think Sophia Bush is more adorable than a little girl in Cinderella footie pajamas pulling baby bear cubs in a red wagon, then you’re evil and must be destroyed. That’s why it’s hard for me when she wears stuff like this. I want to go down on her but I’m afraid her vagina will start talking like Snuggle and tell me about snuggly softness that’s really less expensive and cuddly fresh and never, ever static-y.