“It Was My Decision to Leave Transformers”

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Reports came out today that Megan Fox was dropped from Transformers 3 because director Michael Bay wanted to “move in a direction”. Translation: He was sick of her shit. We can go back and forth all day about his filmmaking skills, but he made her a star and she took every opportunity to shit all over the movie and everyone involved hated her. So naturally, she says it was her decision to leave.

Megan Fox is seeking to transform rumor to fact. The actress is slamming speculation she was booted from the third installment of the Transformers action film franchise. “Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3,” reps for the actress, 24, tell PEOPLE. “It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best.”

To be fair, her job was to stand there and look pretty and be conscious enough to look scared in front of a green screen. In her delusional mind, she’s a serious actress, and in her defense, it is a movie about talking robots. Also in her defense, my penis. He’s not the most objective thing you’ll ever meet.