Good Mornin, Sunshine

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Despite magazines that tell me otherwise, Jessica Lowndes is the only thing worth looking at on 90210, and in her spare time she apparently attends every event that invites her. That works out well for me, because I get to post pictures of her hot little ass at something called the Nyx Professional Makeup Anniversary Party last night. I guess it’s where girls sit around and put on makeup then get naked and have pillow fights. What? Why do you say stuff like that?! Oh, just leave me alone! My grandma thinks I’m a catch!