Everybody Wants Lindsay In Jail

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In Lindsay’s delusional mind, she has been in full compliance with her alcohol education classes and has done absolutely nothing to warrant this media witch hunt. And since none of that is true, the prosecutor in her case will settle for nothing less except for this freckled, drunk mess being jail.

Sources tell TMZ the prosecutor believes the judge made it clear during the last hearing — either Lindsay proves she’s in full compliance with the terms of probation or she goes to the pokey. As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has not attended all of her alcohol ed classes — she has been to 10 classes and needs 13 for full compliance. In addition, Lindsay has not attended all of the classes in 7 day intervals, as the judge required. An official from the alcohol ed program has sent a report to the judge saying Lindsay is in compliance with the terms of the program. The report does not address the fact that she has not attended all of the required classes. We have not spotted Lindsay on U.S. soil in the last few days. If she doesn’t make it to court … the judge will issue a warrant for her arrest … period.

If Lindsay doesn’t show up tomorrow and doesn’t get thrown under the jail, the entire state of California should be blown off the face of the Earth or be used as a prison colony for pedophile cannibals. She’s been above the law for over three years now, refusing to accept any responsibility for her actions whatsoever unless it was mandated by the court. And even then, it’s been half-assed at best. She should be locked in a four foot high cage with a dildo stuffed with black tar heroin hanging six feet over her head.

Note: I would seriously consider paying off Lindsay’s credit card debt if she walks into the courtroom in a boxing robe to this song and does rails off the jury bench: