Billy Ray Cyrus Is A Great Parent, Pt. 2

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Earlier this week, video foortage of then 16-year old Miley Cyrus grinding on a 44-year old man’s lap sparked controversy and outrage. But don’t worry. Drying humping dudes at parties while it’s being filmed is just what kids do. TMZ reports:

Billy Ray Cyrus is blowing off the controversy over his then 16-year-old daughter Miley Cyrus grinding on a 44-year-old man — saying, “It’s what people her age do.” In our poll, an overwhelming majority said the dance was inappropriate … and 40 percent of readers blamed Miley’s parents — who were not there when the dancing deed was done.

Flash forward five years, Billy Ray Cyrus is Dina Lohan. He doesn’t want to go back to performing in the back of a flatbed truck at the State Fair, and he knows his daughter is the reason why he doesn’t have to shoot into a bubblin’ crude to get money. He’s perfectly fine with enabling all the way to the Maybach dealership. Basically what I’m saying is, if Miley hasn’t accepted an AVN Award by the time she’s 23, how does Billy Ray expect to buy that Arabian horse?