Ashley Greene Is Hard To Get

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Tween cutters and chicks in their 30’s in bad marriages, love Twilight, because apparently it’s romantic for a homely girl to be torn between necrophilia and bestiality with a sparkling queer and a Native American. Ashley Greene is by far the hottest thing in these movies. And she wants more money for Breaking Dawn. So of course, she may be fired. The Hollywood Reporter says:

Summit Entertainment is working furiously to close the talent deals required to split Stephenie Meyer’s fourth “Twilight” novel into two films. But an unlikely roadblock is holding up an announcement — and could even lead to cast changes for the series’ final installment. The studio is close to finalizing agreements with leads Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, all of whom will get big raises to return for a fifth installment of the vampire romance saga. And director Bill Condon is already signed to film two “Breaking Dawn” movies, which would be shot back-to-back starting in the fall and released in November 2011 and summer 2012, respectively. But Summit is having a harder time locking in some of the franchise’s secondary characters. Deals for Peter Facinelli (who plays Carlisle Cullen) and Billy Burke (Bella’s father, Charlie Swan) are done, but we’re told the actors who play the Cullen kids (especially Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene) are trying to sink their teeth into bigger paydays that, at least at this point, the studio behind the billion-dollar franchise is unwilling to provide. “We may have a situation where one of them is thrown out on the street to make a point,” says a source close to the dealmaking.

Kristen Stewart couldn’t pass a pimp audition, and her acting range goes from licking her lips to blinking, but for some reason she’s irreplaceable. And only in a alternate universe would Edward make us believe he really wantd to fuck her. If they wanted to make this movie believably sexy, they should call it “Breaking The Cullen Girl’s Hymen”. Or cast a teenage Latin boy in cut off jean shorts as Bella. I bet Robert Pattinson would take a pay cut for that.