Lindsay And Dina Really Believe This

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Lindsay Lohan lives in a world of delusion and fantasy where she’s a big movie star who is just misunderstood by the cruel, lying media. Dina Lohan is a enabling fame whore who would sell her daughter’s ass to an oil sheik if OK! Magazine promised to bump Angelina Jolie from the cover. Man, guess what they say in an interview when asked if Lindsay is a drunk, drug-addicted mess. I bet you’ll never guess! E.T reports:

Asked if she has any problems with drugs, alcohol or prescription medication, Lindsay replies, “No, I don’t. I work. And if I go out with my friends, I’m 23 and I’m allowed to do that. I don’t go out when I’m working.” Addressing recent tabloid photos of her falling in the street, Lindsay says, “I’m the most clumsy person in the world. I do trip a lot. I fall. I walk into walls sometimes.” “When did I stop being okay?” asks the star. “I am fine. I am happy and I am working. And I’m good. And I’m surrounded by great friends now. You know, I have weeded out a lot of people in my life.” “But everyone does that,” chimes in Dina. “That is like normal growth; she’s 23.” “We have a good relationship,” says Lindsay about her mom. “We fight like friends do. She is a very strong woman. I’ve learned a lot. Not every mother has to read false stories about their daughter. It’s nice to know she has sat by me through all of that. She knows what is really happening in my life.” “We are just very misunderstood,” adds Dina. “And, when I read it, it breaks my heart because it is not true. I am going to cry. I’m really going to cry. … She has the biggest heart of anyone on the planet.” Of the bad press, Lindsay adds, “I don’t pay attention to it. … The only problem is that it distracts from me getting jobs, and that is when it hurts me. Especially when it is not true. … Everyone goes through ups and downs. I am not one to hide anything. I am an honest person. I take it for what it is. I am me.”

Yep, that’s it. The media is planting false stories. Complete with pictures and sworn testimony. Chateau Marmont must be some kind of library or dog shelter, because it’s obvious Lindsay spends her spare time reading to blind kids and giving handicapped dogs baths. You know, except with way more semen and drink specials.