Drug Dealers Make Fun Of Lindsay

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Hours after she went on national television and said that she doesn’t have a problem with drugs or alcohol, Lindsay Lohan went to a private party at Las Palmas Night Club in Hollywood then partied until 5am at a house party in the Hollywood Hills. I hate to ruin the surprise, but she was drunk. And if you think she’s a joke on the site, that’s ok. Because she was one at Adrian Bellani’s birthday party, too. Mike Walker reports:

Said my spywitness: “Its become fashionable to make fun of Lindsay because she’s a train-wreck right now. If she enters a room, it’s open season — and that’s how it went down. Paris was with a creep she hangs with — aka ‘the coke dealer to the stars’ — and was in a nasty mood. She’s a mess lately, out partying every night since her breakup with Doug Reinhardt. Actually, Paris is out of control herself, but she’s better than Lindsay at hiding it.” When Lindsay arrived at Adrian’s house, the bullies pounced! Paris whispered to her [drug dealer friend], and he started firing insults like: “OH, LOOK!…HERE COMES DRUGGIE GIRL!” Said the source: “Paris laughed, egged him on. They ragged Lindsay until she fled to the restroom — and locked herself in!” Like wolves on a rabbit, Pairs and her friend “began pounding on the door, taunting Lindsay — asking if she was ‘okay in there’? … and, ‘Do you need anything?…Snort once for yes, twice for no!’ Cruel, sarcastic crap like that.”

I might be reading into this, but if Paris Hilton and drug dealer are making fun of you, you probably have problems with drugs and alcohol. Or it might be the three DUIs. Or the time you were filmed with a camera phone snorting cocaine in a bathroom stall. Or the time you robbed and killed a homeless man for his rock. Ok, I might be making that last one up…or am I?