Mother Of The Year

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Lindsay Lohan skipped out on her first two depositions for the time in 2007 that she carjacked a Denali and chased her assistant down PCH, so Dina Lohan flew in from NYC yesterday to make sure Lindsay was present today. Oh wait, I mean she made sure she partied with Lindsay at the Chateau Marmont until 2:30am. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is clearly in a better place now that her mom is in town — actually, it’s the same ol’ place … the Chateau Marmont where mother/daughter partied until 2 AM today. If Lindsay made a beeline for home, she might get 5 or 6 hours of sleep before her deposition this morning … if she doesn’t appear this morning it will be her 3rd no-show and she’ll probably lose the case. Lindsay is being sued by passengers in a car who claim they were held hostage by LiLo during a crazy, drunken ride down Pacific Coast Highway in 2007.

Her appointment was a 10am PT, and guess what? She didn’t show up. But TMZ reports that “she’s on the way”, whatever the hell that means. Somebody should tell Lindsay that depositions have open bars and speedball sampler platters, because that’s the only you’re gonna get this fuck up inside that room. You’d have an easier time teaching a T-Rex to sync an iPhone than you would teaching Lindsay how to take responsibility for her actions.