Halle Berry Is Single
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After a five year relationship that produced a two-year old kid, model and apparent queer, Gabriel Autry, has decided that Halle Berry is too old to have sex with now.
“They’ve worked out a financial and custody deal. They spent months hammering out a deal with a lawyer,” RadarOnline.com reports. Although we have yet to hear from either beautiful celebrity’s camp, Radar’s source says the couple’s age difference — he’s 34, she’s 43 — played a big part in their split. “Gabriel just felt it wasn’t working anymore,” Radar’s source says. “When they were first together, the 9-year age difference between them didn’t phase him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love. But as time went on he started feeling it more and more. Also, Gabriel started noticing other women and being attracted to others, and he felt it just wasn’t right to stay with Halle in those circumstances.“
My penis just texted Halle Berry to see if she wanted to grab some dinner, then I politely mentioned she was 43. “What are you? A fag? I won’t be in there long enough to notice anyway. To reiterate, it’s Halle Berry. Don’t make me punch you, Todd ” he replied as he stirred his tea.