Awww, Poor Baby

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My imaginary wife Megan Fox has been hiding like a 9/11 co-conspirator lately, so it hurts my heart to see her so sad. I bet it’s because I’m not posting about her anymore. I bet she stays awake at night hitting refresh. Or not. My grandma says playing make believe is healthy. My WoW character agrees. His name is Tedward The Landstander. His special power is standing on land. His attributes are raised automatically when leveling. Attributes rise by fixed values depending on your character’s race and class. Skills are raised by performing the skill in question. For example, by attacking with a type of weapon, you will gradually increase that weapon’s skill until it reaches its current cap.