Olivia Munn Loves Elephants

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PETA won’t stop until all animals are allowed to rape people and qualify for high-risk loans, so the next time you take your kids to the circus, please remember that you will burn in hell for all eternity.

Since elephants are not naturally inclined to balance on balls, stand on their heads, or perform tricks, trainers use whips, tight collars, muzzles, electric prods, bullhooks, and other painful tools to force them to perform these physically uncomfortable tasks. Elephants used by Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus are beaten, hit, poked, prodded, and jabbed with sharp hooks, sometimes until bloody. When they are not performing, elephants—who walk up to 30 miles a day in their natural environment—spend their time in chains as the circus travels from city to city…Olivia explains, “When you look at something like the circus and everyone’s laughing and there’s color and there’s music and everything seems so great, but when you go right behind that door and they’re in these crates all day long and then they’re getting shocked and beat just so they can get up and dance around on a ball … it was just so sickening.”

Elephants don’t have fur, so I guess I’m missing the point as to why Olivia Munn is naked. Man, that sounded way less gayer in my head.