Jenna Jameson’s Beating Was An Intervention

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Upon his release on bail, Tito Ortiz held a press conference with his lawyer, Chip Matthews, to offer his side of the story. That side of the story being Jenna Jameson is a drug-addicted psycho. E! Online reports:

“Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse,” Matthews alleged tonight at a hastily organized news conference, according to Fox News. “Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.” The attorney also maintains that his client did not physically harm Jameson. “When you’re dealing with people on OxyContin they don’t always have the best sense of balance,” Matthews said. “Jenna and Tito have two children together, they planned on spending the rest of their lives together. They want nothing more than to work together on this.” A visibly haggard Ortiz, who is free on $25,000 bail, stood beside Matthews throughout the conference. “It means the world to me, my friends and family for their support. My parents have been through an addiction and I see it in the mirror again. I am not going to let my family go through that,” Ortiz said. “I speak from my heart, I hold everything dear to my heart that Jenna will be OK.”

There was a time when Jenna Jameson was more beautiful than actual models and most of the actresses in Hollywood. Now? Not so much. So, I guess you can blame drugs. Or you can blame plastic surgery and drugs. Or you can blame your father. That always seems to work for me. Why won’t you love me?!

Remember when you would have stood in line like you were in Baskin-Robbins staring at your number for your turn to hit this? Yeah, me too.