Lindsay Might Want To Do A Balance Transfer

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Lindsay Lohan has pissed every opportunity she’s been given in Hollywood and she couldn’t get a job as a suicide bomber, but she’s not broke. She still has credit cards.

Despite her lack of income, has learned exclusively that she hasn’t cut back on her spending and is now over half a million dollars in debt. “Lindsay owes credit cards $600,000,” a source tells of the troubled 23-year-old. “One card cut her off last week and it’s only a matter of time before all her other credit cards cut her off too.” Lohan used to make a good chunk of change by doing club appearances, but as previously reported the invites are becoming sparse and the starlet gets only from $5,000 to $10,000 at most.

In case you didn’t read that right, Lindsay owes $600, 000 in credit card bills. $600,000. What the helll is she buying? I could have someone killed and buy a kidnapped high school chick on vacation in Paris and still have enough money left over to spend a week in Disneyworld. I hear high school girls like that kind of thing.