Kate Hudson Got Implants. Kinda.

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Kate Hudson looked like a breast cancer survivor before, but according to sources, she now looks like she’s ready for a 7th grade dance.

“I have small breasts, obviously,” Kate Hudson proudly proclaimed at the 2002 Golden Globes. “It’s nice to be able to wear a plunging neckline and have it be elegant.” Looks like Hudson had a change of heart. An insider says in the new issue of Us Weekly that a plastic surgeon performed a small breast augmentation on the actress, 31, in late March. And the mom to son Ryder, 6, looked noticeably fuller on top while poolside in Miami on April 9. Explains another source, “Kate makes jokes about her boobs, but her chest has always been one of her biggest insecurities.”

Although she didn’t need any help with this, Kate Hudson looked like this two years ago. The banner picture was taken three days ago. My only question I have is what kind of bee her surgeon was, because I can’t really tell the difference. Maybe it’s because I’m uneducated. If you put anything less than a C in my mouth, I’m like a dog being taught governing dynamics. It may take me a while to grasp this radical new concept.