Nobody Is Sexing This

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I know you’re gonna find this hard to believe, because of her elegant beauty and grace, but nobody wants to fuck Lady Gaga.

US Magazine

While recently discussing her role in Mac’s Viva Glam campaign, which supports global HIV and AIDS projects, she told London’s Daily Mail she wants her fans not to have sex, either. “I can’t believe I’m saying this – don’t have sex. I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody,” she said. “So it’s OK not to have sex, it’s OK to get to know people. I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine.” “It’s OK to be whomever it is that you want to be,” she said. “You don’t have to have sex to feel good about yourself, and if you’re not ready, don’t do it. And if you are ready, there are free condoms given away at my concerts when you’re leaving!”

I don’t want to break up the party or the pretentious , but I really don’t need the fear of HIV/AIDS to keep me from having sex with Lady Gaga. I just need the banner picture. I’m not even halfway joking when I say I would rather have my dick captured by Al-Qaeda.