Sandra Bullock Is Having Second Thoughts

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Apparently the fact that Jesse James checked into rehab worked. Sandra Bullock might be considering taking him back. Popeater reports:

“Sandra and Jesse have been speaking a lot, and now that he is finally taking responsibility and taking positive action, Sandra is thinking about giving him a second chance,” a friend of the actress tells me. “Jesse is in really bad shape and she’s not the sort of girl to kick a dog when he’s down. At the very least, you can expect Sandra to put the divorce on hold until after he gets treatment.” And before you go judging Sandra’s decision, remember no one really knows what goes on in another person’s marriage — and the same goes for Elin Nordegren, the wife of Tiger Woods. As Sandra’s friend tells me, “a marriage is sacred and something worth trying to save.”

I’m all for marriage being sacred, but if one of the people don’t give a shit about it, then why should the other. At this point, Sandra Bullock is just prolonging the inevitable. Does she really think two weeks of friendship circles and trust falls are gonna make Jesse James stop posting Craiglist ads for tatted up, Nazi chicks? If my wife ever cheated on me, I’d fuck her mom. Then her sister. And all of her friends. Then maybe her dog. Then I’ll burn my damn house down. And you better bury Ned right!…Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores…or I’ll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!…Wait, what was I talking about?