Sexual Innuendo Made Easy

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Katy Perry has somehow tricked the world into believing she’s a singer and an entertainer, but in reality, her body was made for deviant sex and her face was made, because well, God can’t do everything right. Give the guy a break. He has a lot going on right now. I’m just glad Katy went on the 23rd Annual Kids’ Choice Awards to teach kids about foreshadowing. Because I can’t really shake the feeling that this probably won’t be the only scenario where Katy Perry is gonna get escorted by a stagehand while she wipes off stuff that just got shot in her face.