Jesse James Has A Type. And That Type Is “Skank”.

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If you’re struggling with yourself to find out on a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a piece of shit Jesse James is, I hope this helps.

Us Magazine

“This is just the first person who has gone public,” one source tells Us Weekly. Adds another, “This is not an isolated incident. When Sandra is away, he gets bored.” In fact, James’ infidelity has been an open secret among employees at his West Coast Choppers bike shop in Long Beach, Calif. “Everybody knew,” one source tells Us Weekly. James, 40, would regularly post Internet ads looking for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs,” says a source. Adds another, “He sees their photos, answers the ads and invites the girls to his office.” How could Bullock, 45, be in the dark about her husband of nearly five years? “He is a whole other person when they’re together,” says a source. Adds an insider, “She was completely duped.”

Oh, and corny douchebag, don’t forget corny douchebag:

TMZ has learned … a former high level, female executive with West Coast Choppers settled a sexual harassment lawsuit against Jesse James and West Coast Choppers for more than $700,000 in 2007, while he was married to Sandra Bullock … according to documents. The woman claimed between 2006 – 2007, Jesse James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts. The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse. In one email in 2007, which is included in the file, Jesse wrote to the woman, “Need anything before I split?” She responded, “Some Tums.” Jesse replied, “I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better ….”

Wow. Really? “Special fluid”? My pickup line of “This is gonna sound way gayer than it sounds, but that’s a nice purse” has gotten me laid more than this. And by “more”, I mean “once”.

Thanks to the always great Magnus for sending me this. I hear he got a hand job from Ana Faris once then he started crying. I’m not sure what that was about. Haha, not so great now are you Magnus?!