Kim Kardashian Is On A Boat

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Kim Kardashian is in Miami this weekend, and again, I don’t care if she’s been on top of more black guys than Haiti, I’d put an inner tube around my dick and plow her ass like a freed slave who just got 40 acres. I realize that metaphor makes me a 150-year old black guy, but hopefully she’ll just read “black” and just go with it.