Kelly Carlson plays, Kimber, the ex-porn star with the heart and vagina of gold on Nip/Tuck, and she attended an event I didn’t bother to look up this weekend, and the discerning eye will notice that she’s now a brunette. Not that it really matters to me. She could have braided intestines for hair and I’d still cum at least once.
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