Hold Still Please, Ma’am
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With all the Michelle Bombshell stuff yesterday, I apparently missed these pics of Heidi Montag filming The Hills in a ridiculously short skirt and shorts. I realize she’s had more work than the Millennium Falcon, but my penis isn’t here to judge. He’s here to pound her vagina until it looks like something a kindergartner made out of play-doh. That doesn’t necessarily make me a bad person. It’s him! It’s him, I tell ya!