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Kim Kardashian is on the cover of next month’s Australian FHM, and as far as I know, Aborigines don’t subscribe to many magazines, so it’s unclear if Kim Kardashian knew about this beforehand. They might also want to let her know that none of them play in the NFL. I’m not sure what she might do, but I can’t shake the feeling she might later write in her diary about the nightmares she’s having about a bunch of white guys masturbating to her. “What?! Oh, ewww ewww!!, ” she would later write.