Lindsay Is Really Doing This

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Since she’s a paranoid, delusional drug addict who thinks the world revolves around her, Lindsay Lohan is suing financial company E-Trade for…wait for it… $100 million, because she got high and claimed they modeled their boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its new ad after her. ABC News reports:

Lohan filed the lawsuit in Nassau County Supreme Court Monday and the New York Post says the 100 million for her “pain and suffering.” The disputed ad debuted during the Super Bowl and features a boy baby saying sorry to his “girlfriend” for not calling the night previous. The baby girl is instantly suspicious (wise baby!) and says: “And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?”

Maybe I should sue over this and this, because they’re obviously talking about me, right? I mean, I’m not like that. Really, I’m not. Why are you staring at me?! Don’t look at me like that! Oh, why don’t you just leave me alone?!?

Lindsay looking smacked out of her mind in Paris, but milk? Oh my, heavens no.