Christina Hendricks Is Still Laughing At You
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Christina Hendricks and her husband, Jihad X (?), attended Elton John’s 18th Annual AIDS Foundation Oscar party (aren’t all his parties AIDS parties?), and I don’t want to say she’s big, but she basically looks like Khloe Kardashian after reconstructive surgery and charm school. All I’m saying is, when your armpits also have cleavage, maybe just maybe, you could stand to lose some weight. That’s all I’m saying. I’m sure she’s a lovely person with many admirable qualities. Qualities she might want to find in her whoever is in charge of her fittings. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still fuck her. But mostly because she might have two or more boxes of Captain Crunch at her house. And Captain Crunch is my favorite cereal you see.