Jessica Simpson Isn’t Helping

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Leading scientists and scholars have often pondered why Jessica Simpson, a rich blonde with DD’s, can’t keep a man longer than a TV timeout, so maybe this new photographic evidence may help. Mostly they will point out that she has the mental capacity of this ice coffee on my desk and is a huge dork. If somebody showed her how to make fire, she’d be so blow away that you’d need to bring a seizure alert dog.