Bar Refaeli Is Hebrew, Not Engaged

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In an interview with an Israeli reporter, Bar Refaeli explains in Hebrew that she and Leonardo aren’t engaged. Then she got mad and shattered the stone tablets after she saw the crowd worshiping a golden calf. Ok, I made that last part up. What do you want from me? E! Online reports:

Our E! Israel colleague Ori Ziv asked the Sports Illustrated model about the ring she’s been sporting. The interview is in Hebrew, but we’ve got the translation. When asked if the ring was an engagement token from the Shutter Island star, Refaeli says it’s from a friend. Uh huh. But was there a proposal? “No, there wasn’t,” she confirms. “Let me explain: These rings—which are beautiful and made by a friend of mine—won’t fit any other finger except this one.” So all this engagement talk is just some crazy story? (We paraphrase.) “Yeah, what can I do? I’m 24 and there’s still time. I’m in no hurry. I’m happy with where I am,” she says.

Christ, why does she have to talk like that? Does she want me to mispronounce the safe word on purpose? Bar, why does everything have to be about you?!